Trees Hate You! [NEW]
A Roblox experience owned by Christmas Giveaways!.
ObbyENobstacle courseaggressive naturepatience test
Description (written by the developer; not a statement by this register)
🌲 TREES HATE YOU 🌲 You thought an obby was hard? Cute. You haven't met these trees. This isn't your grandma's forest walk. Every single tree in this place has a personal vendetta against you specifically. They chase you. They fall on you. They shoot at you. Your goal is simple: Get from Point A to Point B. That's it. Easy right? ⚠️ WARNING This game is designed to test your patience. Expect to die frequently, as trial and error is intentional. 🚧 MORE TREES ARE COMING. The forest is still growing and trust us — they're angrier than ever. Updates dropping regularly with new ways for nature to ruin your day. If you make it to the end, you are genuinely built different. We mean that. 🫡 Good luck. You'll need it. The trees won't.
Last updated by the developer 10 May 2026, 11:13 UTC.
Live players over time
Growth
Growth history is still building. We hold one measurement for this entry. A trend needs at least two, taken days apart — so this will fill in on its own rather than being estimated. We do not publish numbers we have not measured.
| Measured (UTC) | Players | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 14 Aug 2026, 13:48 | 0 | first reading |
Concurrent players at each of our measurements (insert-on-change).
Badge funnel
How many players have ever earned each badge — a proxy for how far players get before they stop. Steep drop-offs mark where a game loses people. Win rate is the past-day share of players who earned it; categories are assigned by a language model from each badge’s own name and description.
Like ratio over time
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | % liked | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 27 Aug 2026, 18:53 | 20 | +3 |
| 17 Aug 2026, 18:47 | 17 | first reading |
Percentage of votes that are likes, at each of our measurements. A falling line is a game losing its crowd’s goodwill.