Don't Wake Polyester-Man!🕷️🕸️
A Roblox experience owned by R.A.U.R..
AdventureENstealthsatireco-op
Description (written by the developer; not a statement by this register)
🕷️ shhh… don’t wake polyester-man 🕸️ 🤫 sneak around while polyester-man is sleeping 🎒 steal his important gadgets to weaken his connection to our universe 👂 every step makes noise, so try not to be that teammate 😱 if he wakes up… run. he did not put on the suit to negotiate 🏠 bring the stolen items to the drop-off before he catches you 🏆 escape with the loot, earn cash, and pretend the whole thing was worth it (this game is satire btw)
Last updated by the developer 16 Aug 2026, 22:24 UTC.
Live players over time
Growth
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| Measured (UTC) | Players | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 2 Sept 2026, 15:53 | 0 | first reading |
Concurrent players at each of our measurements (insert-on-change).
Monetization — game passes
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