Noob Smacker

A Roblox experience owned by Blockage.

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Noob Smacker is a simulator experience created on 2019-06-22. It has recorded 11,211,993 lifetime visits and 187,839 favorites. Currently, two users are playing. The game holds a 91% like percentage. The description highlights features including over 100 noobs, 72 unique allies, 45 zones, 35 quests, and 100 custom upgrades. The experience was updated in 2024 with new mechanics.

Description (written by the developer; not a statement by this register)

Welcome! Smack Noobs, get powerful allies, and get tons and tons of money doing it! It's a good time. [VERSION 1.09 Blockage Game Jamboree!] 💥100+ Noobs to fight 👊72+ Unique Allies 🌍45 Zones to discover 🌊35 Quests to conquer 💚100 Custom Upgrades! ✨Endless Combinations! 💖UPDATE! 2024's Blockage Game Jamboree Patch makes the whole game faster, easier, and BETTER with new features! - Combine Duplicate Allies to make them way stronger! - View the Noobs you've smacked with the new Noobdex! - Upgrades are STRONGER than ever! Game by asmanwoks

Last updated by the developer 8 Jan 2025, 11:38 UTC.

playing (measured 10 Aug 2026, 15:08 UTC)

11,211,993

lifetime visits

91%

liked (44,775 👍 / 4,671 👎)

187,822

favourites (16.8 per 1k visits)

22 June 2019

created (per Roblox)

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Live players over time

Growth

Growth history is still building. We hold one measurement for this entry. A trend needs at least two, taken days apart — so this will fill in on its own rather than being estimated. We do not publish numbers we have not measured.

Measurement log — every players count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)	Players	Change
10 Aug 2026, 15:08	2	first reading

Concurrent players at each of our measurements (insert-on-change).

Monetization — game passes

x3 Ultra Damage!

750 R$

x2 Money

295 R$

+2 Ally Slots

250 R$

x2 Player Damage

195 R$

Noob Sniper

150 R$

+3 Grub Bonus

95 R$

Draggable Noobs

35 R$

Game passes for sale and their prices, measured from the Roblox passes API. Developer products bought inside the game aren’t publicly listable.

Like ratio over time

Growth

2 measurements spanning 10 days. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 90–92 and does not start at zero.

Measurement log — every % liked count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)	% liked	Change
23 Aug 2026, 19:33	91	no change
13 Aug 2026, 19:33	91	first reading

Percentage of votes that are likes, at each of our measurements. A falling line is a game losing its crowd’s goodwill.

Community wiki

noob-smacker.fandom.com2 active editors · 2,332 edits

195 articles

A fan-maintained encyclopedia this game has grown — measured from Fandom’s API. Not affiliated with Fandom.