Yeet People off of the Thing Simulator

(This game is mostly a joke) This is yeet people off of the thing simulator, the game in which you slap, hit, and slash enemies into their doom! There are a lot of weapons to use and pick up so run around the map, looking for a variety of items to choose from. Follow the game to stay up to date with some of the game's updates. (Warning: This game is purposely bad and, mobile players, most of the weapons don't work. We will fix that problem in the near future, but for now, there are still some weapons that you can use to destroy your enemies.)