[BIG UPDATE SOON!] Lasso people simulator
A Roblox experience owned by <ツ>.
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Description (written by the developer; not a statement by this register)
<ツ> in this game ya lasso people until they ded a bigg updaet released! yes, the most accurate simulator experience on roblox, sooo realistic leaving a like and favorite helps the game live for another day, thax pls read the gamepass description befor you try and buy em, ty again this very epicc simultr experienc is also know as: lose time simulator lasso people untl them ded simulator worst simulation experience <ツ>
Last updated by the developer 20 Apr 2026, 00:21 UTC.
Live players over time
Growth
Growth history is still building. We hold one measurement for this entry. A trend needs at least two, taken days apart — so this will fill in on its own rather than being estimated. We do not publish numbers we have not measured.
| Measured (UTC) | Players | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 13 Aug 2026, 08:49 | 0 | first reading |
Concurrent players at each of our measurements (insert-on-change).
Monetization — game passes
Game passes for sale and their prices, measured from the Roblox passes API. Developer products bought inside the game aren’t publicly listable.
Badge funnel
How many players have ever earned each badge — a proxy for how far players get before they stop. Steep drop-offs mark where a game loses people. Win rate is the past-day share of players who earned it; categories are assigned by a language model from each badge’s own name and description.