Teh Noob Statue Museum!
A Roblox experience owned by Teh Classic Noobs.
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Description (written by the developer; not a statement by this register)
Originally built by: noobdudefromspace & Thepolice234 Remastered by: darkenweb & Aesthetium Assisted by: ZAZC_Noob Museum of high ranks in Teh Classic Noobs! *Only players who are and above Noob Commando rank and highly active will be added as a statue, so no more free statues! to_do_list:
Last updated by the developer 30 May 2026, 07:25 UTC.
Live players over time
Growth
Growth history is still building. We hold one measurement for this entry. A trend needs at least two, taken days apart — so this will fill in on its own rather than being estimated. We do not publish numbers we have not measured.
| Measured (UTC) | Players | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 10 Aug 2026, 23:08 | 0 | first reading |
Concurrent players at each of our measurements (insert-on-change).
Badge funnel
How many players have ever earned each badge — a proxy for how far players get before they stop. Steep drop-offs mark where a game loses people. Win rate is the past-day share of players who earned it; categories are assigned by a language model from each badge’s own name and description.