Walking Simulator
A Roblox experience owned by .Empyrean..
SimulatorENmemewalkingabsurdist humor
Description (written by the developer; not a statement by this register)
Unreasonably Polished meme game where you uh... what do you do in this game again? Features ------------------------------------------------------- -An unreasonably big map. -Overpriced Items from a bottom of the barrel store. -Slowly walking at an agonizing 8 walk speed. -Sprint for like 4 seconds and then run out of breath lol fatty. -Some easter eggs I think. Reviews ------------------------------------------------------- SCP - 10/10 would walk again Local Player - This is the worst game I've ever played. 9/10 IGN - Too hard, but fun. 7/10
Last updated by the developer 22 Mar 2026, 01:50 UTC.
Live players over time
Growth
Growth history is still building. We hold one measurement for this entry. A trend needs at least two, taken days apart — so this will fill in on its own rather than being estimated. We do not publish numbers we have not measured.
| Measured (UTC) | Players | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 18 Aug 2026, 03:19 | 0 | first reading |
Concurrent players at each of our measurements (insert-on-change).
Badge funnel
How many players have ever earned each badge — a proxy for how far players get before they stop. Steep drop-offs mark where a game loses people. Win rate is the past-day share of players who earned it; categories are assigned by a language model from each badge’s own name and description.