the stairs.
A Roblox experience owned by Pizza Cat's Projects.
Description (written by the developer; not a statement by this register)
a boring walking simulator. I no longer look at this game as fondly as I used to. feb 2026: currently trying to rebuild it in godot. the stairs. update 6. (4/13/25) - improved graphics - added six new segments - added twelve new tracks to the game's soundtrack - added a music toggle - updated changelogs menu - added a new "configure" menu - your character's rotation is no longer locked to the camera - you will now automatically open doors - you can now reset your run - added lifetime stats - added an "unlimited segments" mode - added a reward for obtaining the "ball." badge - added a reward for obtaining the "one hundred segments." badge - map generation will now alternate between "rooms" and "stairs" - added a "pizza cat's projects" intro - added camera tilt to first person - many technical changes
Last updated by the developer 23 May 2026, 21:28 UTC.
Live players over time
Growth
Growth history is still building. We hold one measurement for this entry. A trend needs at least two, taken days apart — so this will fill in on its own rather than being estimated. We do not publish numbers we have not measured.
| Measured (UTC) | Players | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 26 Sept 2026, 13:16 | 0 | first reading |
Concurrent players at each of our measurements (insert-on-change).
Badge funnel
How many players have ever earned each badge — a proxy for how far players get before they stop. Steep drop-offs mark where a game loses people. Win rate is the past-day share of players who earned it; categories are assigned by a language model from each badge’s own name and description.