European Union Simulator
A Roblox experience owned by Parallel Light Studios.
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Description (written by the developer; not a statement by this register)
European Union Simulator is a geopolitical adventure game set in current times. Change is rapidly approaching... Your goal is to escape the EU. This game is nowhere near finished. Nothing in this game is final.
Last updated by the developer 5 Dec 2025, 21:52 UTC.
Live players over time
Growth
Growth history is still building. We hold one measurement for this entry. A trend needs at least two, taken days apart — so this will fill in on its own rather than being estimated. We do not publish numbers we have not measured.
| Measured (UTC) | Players | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 25 Aug 2026, 20:53 | 0 | first reading |
Concurrent players at each of our measurements (insert-on-change).
Badge funnel
How many players have ever earned each badge — a proxy for how far players get before they stop. Steep drop-offs mark where a game loses people. Win rate is the past-day share of players who earned it; categories are assigned by a language model from each badge’s own name and description.