China Guy Simulator
A Roblox experience owned by Lua Arcade.
SimulatorENsimulatorabsurdist humordesert theme
Description (written by the developer; not a statement by this register)
You, a man, gets teleported into a hole in the desert and everytime you drink water...you get teleported back to the desert, find a soda filter to make the closest thing to water that is not water.... bubly lol
Last updated by the developer 15 Dec 2022, 22:01 UTC.
0
playing (measured 12 Aug 2026, 11:47 UTC)
71
lifetime visits
30 June 2022
created (per Roblox)
Live players over time
Growth
Growth history is still building. We hold one measurement for this entry. A trend needs at least two, taken days apart — so this will fill in on its own rather than being estimated. We do not publish numbers we have not measured.
| Measured (UTC) | Players | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 12 Aug 2026, 11:47 | 0 | first reading |
Concurrent players at each of our measurements (insert-on-change).