Roblox but you get flatter every second
A Roblox experience owned by Half-noob empire.
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Description (written by the developer; not a statement by this register)
Many bugs are intentional. ### Small update - Made flatness unrelated to time (This will let me expand the game more in the future) - Added the ball spawner
Last updated by the developer 23 Jul 2025, 19:40 UTC.
Live players over time
Growth
Growth history is still building. We hold one measurement for this entry. A trend needs at least two, taken days apart — so this will fill in on its own rather than being estimated. We do not publish numbers we have not measured.
| Measured (UTC) | Players | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 26 Aug 2026, 10:02 | 0 | first reading |
Concurrent players at each of our measurements (insert-on-change).
Badge funnel
How many players have ever earned each badge — a proxy for how far players get before they stop. Steep drop-offs mark where a game loses people. Win rate is the past-day share of players who earned it; categories are assigned by a language model from each badge’s own name and description.