get shot by an unrealistic russian military
A Roblox experience owned by uranium hexafluoride studios.
OtherENpolitical satiremilitary parodyfree models
Description (written by the developer; not a statement by this register)
this game is made nearly completely out of free models, it's meant to be a funny joke and not some sort of picasso masterpiece. i rarely test the free models so if something doesn't work, it is what it is also supposed to be some sort of joke about politics story: year 2031. kazakhkstan joins nato, leaves csto and lets the nato prop up a lil military base there, and that hurts russia's feelings. but instead of invading, they simply stand at the border and shoot at the base, so they send you in to be a meat shield while the 5 somewhat competent people just stand at the gate badge "art" by tac0047 brought to you by spoinky studios & friends
Last updated by the developer 13 Oct 2025, 21:07 UTC.
Live players over time
Growth
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| Measured (UTC) | Players | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 19 Aug 2026, 01:08 | 0 | first reading |
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