U VS Troll

A bold, minimalist, and deeply unoptimized confrontation between You (U) and a Troll — not the mythical kind, but the internet’s most persistent, typo-riddled, reply-to-everything, “well actually…” archetype. No graphics were rendered with care. No code was reviewed. No balance was tested. No one stayed late to fix the “Troll says ‘ur wrong’” loop.