Unplug your grandpa's life support simulator
A Roblox experience owned by Condiment Studios.
OtherENdark humormemesimulator
Description (written by the developer; not a statement by this register)
Unplug grandpas life support. Have you ever wanted to know what it feels like to unplug your grandpa's life support? Well today's your lucky day! Just please do me a favor and don't let your grandma find out about this... I am no longer active on these silly little games :P
Last updated by the developer 22 Jul 2026, 09:05 UTC.
Live players over time
Growth
Growth history is still building. We hold one measurement for this entry. A trend needs at least two, taken days apart — so this will fill in on its own rather than being estimated. We do not publish numbers we have not measured.
| Measured (UTC) | Players | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 14 Aug 2026, 22:49 | 0 | first reading |
Concurrent players at each of our measurements (insert-on-change).
Badge funnel
How many players have ever earned each badge — a proxy for how far players get before they stop. Steep drop-offs mark where a game loses people. Win rate is the past-day share of players who earned it; categories are assigned by a language model from each badge’s own name and description.