THE CAST OF THE WOODEN ALLIES [CANCELLED UPDATE]
A Roblox experience owned by A M E T S A K.
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Description (written by the developer; not a statement by this register)
Get your cancelled update here TERROR GAS LEAKS MADE FROM PROPAGANDA MADE THAT ARE TERRIBLE SALMON PASTRIES OF HARDSHIPNESS FROM THE SECRET FLOOR OF WONDERTASTICAL FLIES THAT ARE MADE FROM DIMENSIONAL DESTRUCTIONS WHICH ARE FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL WHICH ARE DISASTEROUS AND CAN CAUSE CLIENT DESTRUCTION THAT YOU CANT GET OUT OF THIS WORMHOLE WHEN YOU PERISH TO YOUR DOOM. WARNING: MAY INITIATE CLIENT DESTRUCTION IF PERISHED!!!!!
Last updated by the developer 17 May 2026, 02:12 UTC.
Live players over time
Growth
Growth history is still building. We hold one measurement for this entry. A trend needs at least two, taken days apart — so this will fill in on its own rather than being estimated. We do not publish numbers we have not measured.
| Measured (UTC) | Players | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 11 Aug 2026, 18:16 | 0 | first reading |
Concurrent players at each of our measurements (insert-on-change).
Badge funnel
How many players have ever earned each badge — a proxy for how far players get before they stop. Steep drop-offs mark where a game loses people. Win rate is the past-day share of players who earned it; categories are assigned by a language model from each badge’s own name and description.