get hit by a cow simulator
A Roblox experience owned by Knockoffs.
SimulatorENphysics simulationabsurdist humorcow
Description (written by the developer; not a statement by this register)
welcome to ireland, where traffic laws are yet to be invented due to the lack of cars simulate getting hit by a cow with overly dramatized and silly physics premium benefits: - 1.5x multiplier - nametag LIKE for new updates!! join the group: https://www.roblox.com/groups/16740172 credits: - idea from get hit by a car simulator - my great great great grandmother - mrflimflam (for nothing)
Last updated by the developer 27 Aug 2025, 18:20 UTC.
Live players over time
Growth
Growth history is still building. We hold one measurement for this entry. A trend needs at least two, taken days apart — so this will fill in on its own rather than being estimated. We do not publish numbers we have not measured.
| Measured (UTC) | Players | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 11 Aug 2026, 23:30 | 0 | first reading |
Concurrent players at each of our measurements (insert-on-change).
Monetization — game passes
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Badge funnel
How many players have ever earned each badge — a proxy for how far players get before they stop. Steep drop-offs mark where a game loses people. Win rate is the past-day share of players who earned it; categories are assigned by a language model from each badge’s own name and description.