Ticket to Nowhere
A Roblox experience owned by Battalion of Noobs.
Description (written by the developer; not a statement by this register)
Noobert has created a train to escape. Ride the train. Be free with Noobert. This game recieves updates based on how many visits it has received, with each update adding a new cart, and new things to do! |Very Cool Courtesy Update Because I Was Bored| -Added very cool loading screen epicly -Added very cool main menu and title card -Very cool Eric redesign Next actual update still at 100 visits Said update will include: -Train car will be updated from a dinky little cart to an actual train engine -Jeff from Live in an RV and Drive Across the Country as the conductor -Secret Room >Louie -Tic-Tac-Toe if I can get it working
Last updated by the developer 13 Feb 2026, 00:14 UTC.
Live players over time
Growth
Growth history is still building. We hold one measurement for this entry. A trend needs at least two, taken days apart — so this will fill in on its own rather than being estimated. We do not publish numbers we have not measured.
| Measured (UTC) | Players | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 25 Aug 2026, 00:16 | 0 | first reading |
Concurrent players at each of our measurements (insert-on-change).