Super accurate simulation of being a goat

A Roblox experience owned by The Malicious Squirrel.

SimulatorENanimal simulationragdoll physicssandbox

Description (written by the developer; not a statement by this register)

This is a somewhat acurate simulation of a accurate simulation of being a goat. Lol Only a small amount of the map is finished, And it only has one mutation, The castle's inside does not exist. (Update:Much more satisfying ragdoll) This likely wont be updated for awhile over other games I'm making Controls(pc) 1 to baaa E to Lick r to use mutation Controls(Xbox) Left bumper to baaa X to lick Y to use mutation

Last updated by the developer 28 Mar 2026, 18:20 UTC.

playing (measured 12 Aug 2026, 05:00 UTC)

1,817

lifetime visits

94%

liked (33 👍 / 2 👎)

favourites (13.8 per 1k visits)

28 May 2024

created (per Roblox)

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Live players over time

Growth

Growth history is still building. We hold one measurement for this entry. A trend needs at least two, taken days apart — so this will fill in on its own rather than being estimated. We do not publish numbers we have not measured.

Measurement log — every players count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)	Players	Change
12 Aug 2026, 05:00	0	first reading

Concurrent players at each of our measurements (insert-on-change).

Like ratio over time

Growth

2 measurements spanning 30 days. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 93–95 and does not start at zero.

Measurement log — every % liked count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)	% liked	Change
18 Sept 2026, 01:52	94	no change
19 Aug 2026, 00:51	94	first reading

Percentage of votes that are likes, at each of our measurements. A falling line is a game losing its crowd’s goodwill.