The Chair
A Roblox experience owned by Spleef Arenas.
SimulatorENsitting simulatorabsurdist humoridle mechanics
Description (written by the developer; not a statement by this register)
Sit in a Chair for Money Get a Gear every 1 Minute Buy Permenant Items The Chair Welcomes you to The Chair where you sit on a chair using a chair while also sitting on a chair without not sitting on a chair also pro tip sit on a chair so you can sit on a chair without not sitting on a chair so you can sit in a chair to sit on a chair using a chair without not sitting on a chair so you can sit on a chair to sit on a chair and that's it bai made with craftpads waffels and astralus
Last updated by the developer 24 Jan 2026, 16:08 UTC.
Live players over time
Growth
Growth history is still building. We hold one measurement for this entry. A trend needs at least two, taken days apart — so this will fill in on its own rather than being estimated. We do not publish numbers we have not measured.
| Measured (UTC) | Players | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 17 Aug 2026, 18:19 | 0 | first reading |
Concurrent players at each of our measurements (insert-on-change).
Monetization — game passes
Game passes for sale and their prices, measured from the Roblox passes API. Developer products bought inside the game aren’t publicly listable.
Badge funnel
How many players have ever earned each badge — a proxy for how far players get before they stop. Steep drop-offs mark where a game loses people. Win rate is the past-day share of players who earned it; categories are assigned by a language model from each badge’s own name and description.