The Battle Noobs

A Roblox experience owned by canardev's Archives.

Tower defenseENzombie defenseteam buildinginspired by The Battle Cats

Description (written by the developer; not a statement by this register)

👋Welcome to The Battle Noobs! ⚔️Stop the zombies in their mission to conquer the world! 🧪Expand and research your noob army! 💀Fight bosses! ❤️Build the perfect team! 🔮ENCHANT your noobs! 🪄Cast SPELLS to gain advantages! 😮Up to 625 possible combinations PER NOOB 🤣Equip cool SKINS ⚔️Fight players in the all new PVP MODE 🐈Game inspired by: "The Battle Cats" Originally known as Noob Blitz: Zombie Outbreak

Last updated by the developer 4 Jul 2026, 00:25 UTC.

playing (measured 10 Aug 2026, 21:02 UTC)

395,975

lifetime visits

77%

liked (1,246 👍 / 365 👎)

34,571

favourites (87.3 per 1k visits)

9 October 2024

created (per Roblox)

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Live players over time

Growth

Growth history is still building. We hold one measurement for this entry. A trend needs at least two, taken days apart — so this will fill in on its own rather than being estimated. We do not publish numbers we have not measured.

Measurement log — every players count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)	Players	Change
10 Aug 2026, 21:02	1	first reading

Concurrent players at each of our measurements (insert-on-change).

Monetization — game passes

No Noob Limit

999 R$

2x Research Points🧪

899 R$

2x Gold💰

899 R$

Double Luck

499 R$

VIP

499 R$

[Permanent] Auto Deploy Noobs

399 R$

+2 Noob equip

299 R$

Offline Coin Collector

150 R$

Offline Research Point Collector

150 R$

[Permanent] Auto Upgrade

149 R$

Game passes for sale and their prices, measured from the Roblox passes API. Developer products bought inside the game aren’t publicly listable.

Badge funnel

Certified Blitzer · other225,531 · 69.0% win

Victory! · progression140,422 · 34.5% win

Defeat! · progression17,366 · 20.7% win

Not so big now, huh? · other12,517 · 13.8% win

New Life New Me · welcome9,969 · 13.8% win

Foreshadowing · other2,265 · 0.00% win

Once in a Noobtime · other1,885 · 6.9% win

Spooky Scary Noobs 2025 · other1,817 · 0.00% win

Bunny Noobs 2026 · other1,648 · 6.9% win

Called it · other1,535 · 0.00% win

Completed Bunny Noobs 2026 · collection948 · 6.9% win

Did You Realize? · other869 · 6.9% win

Completed Spooky Scary Noobs 2025 · progression689 · 0.00% win

That You Were A Champion In Their Eyes · other544 · 6.9% win

Yes I Did · other415 · 6.9% win

How many players have ever earned each badge — a proxy for how far players get before they stop. Steep drop-offs mark where a game loses people. Win rate is the past-day share of players who earned it; categories are assigned by a language model from each badge’s own name and description.

Like ratio over time

Growth

2 measurements spanning 10 days, net -1. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 77–78 and does not start at zero.

Measurement log — every % liked count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)	% liked	Change
24 Aug 2026, 23:07	77	-1
14 Aug 2026, 23:00	78	first reading

Percentage of votes that are likes, at each of our measurements. A falling line is a game losing its crowd’s goodwill.