Hello Kitty Worshipping (Horror)

In order to begin the ritual, you must first dedicate your entire life to Hello Kitty. Once you've done that, place exactly 6 cheez-its in the center of the pentagram. Pour blood on the cheez-its and feed your children the bloody cheez-its. After doing so, you will hear the Hello Kitty Paradise theme song playing from a distance..That means that Hello Kitty approaching you! The louder the song is, the closer she is! Once she comes to you, she will applaud you and take you to her realm. Once you have arrived there with her, she will start laughing. It gradually gets louder and she also simultaneously chants "EMOC SAH EMIT EHT" six times. She drains out your essence while she is chanting and once she has finished, she will keep you caged with the others who have performed this ritual. I recommend becoming good friends with them because they will be forced against their will to do Hello Kitty's labor with you for all eternity. Last step, cry. (don't try it, none of it works)