A JSchlatt Obby
A Roblox experience owned by The C O O L People.
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Description (written by the developer; not a statement by this register)
have fun in this goofy "experience:" game called jschlaltt obby also known as schluingle, schlangle, schlacker, jonschlatt jschlatt schlatt roblox dream smp, tommy innit hater , left vertebral artery, mr pitbull, skibidi toilet lover 9001, squid gamers, grow a garden ers, ermmm, im bored, i dont know what to say, help. he who shall not be named, is coming, for , me,
Last updated by the developer 22 May 2026, 19:39 UTC.
Live players over time
Growth
Growth history is still building. We hold one measurement for this entry. A trend needs at least two, taken days apart — so this will fill in on its own rather than being estimated. We do not publish numbers we have not measured.
| Measured (UTC) | Players | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 18 Aug 2026, 22:18 | 0 | first reading |
Concurrent players at each of our measurements (insert-on-change).
Monetization — game passes
Game passes for sale and their prices, measured from the Roblox passes API. Developer products bought inside the game aren’t publicly listable.
Badge funnel
How many players have ever earned each badge — a proxy for how far players get before they stop. Steep drop-offs mark where a game loses people. Win rate is the past-day share of players who earned it; categories are assigned by a language model from each badge’s own name and description.