Lunars Cooking Game!
A Roblox experience owned by lunars subspace tripmine games.
SimulatorENcooking simulationchaos/absurd humornpc interaction
Description (written by the developer; not a statement by this register)
welcome to lunar's cooking game, where you cook you cook food. npcs want food. you give food. or don't. they’ll deal with it. this game has graphics. real ones. there's sounds. and you can burn stuff. it's fine. dev notes (aka pain): we made this with too much effort and not enough sleep. npcs break. code breaks. our sanity broke first. someone fed a taco to the wall and it worked. now that’s a feature. animations? done by hand. ui? made with tears. balance? questionable. but it’s our chaos. and yours now too. keywords so you find it: roblox cooking, food game, npc simulator, chaos kitchen, cook because yes, lunar cooking game, roblox tycoon, chef game, gubby game, weird food game, dandys world, forsaken, grow a garden go cook. or throw food on the floor. it’s all valid here.
Last updated by the developer 15 Jun 2026, 19:38 UTC.
Live players over time
Growth
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| Measured (UTC) | Players | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 4 Sept 2026, 18:15 | 0 | first reading |
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