Cafe impaled
A Roblox experience owned by Development Impaled.
RoleplayENroleplayfrench cafehorror mystery
Description (written by the developer; not a statement by this register)
A mysterious and dreamy, french-styled cafe which you can't quite remember how you stumbled onto. - Taste up to 22 flavorful teas with their own unique descriptions. Chat-up the eccentric and amicable staff working the counter. Relax in one of the many seats alongside pleasant company, or on your own. Find the Bathroom. - Inspired by House of Leaves and Royale High
Last updated by the developer 23 Jul 2026, 21:31 UTC.
Live players over time
Growth
Growth history is still building. We hold one measurement for this entry. A trend needs at least two, taken days apart — so this will fill in on its own rather than being estimated. We do not publish numbers we have not measured.
| Measured (UTC) | Players | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 20 Aug 2026, 01:20 | 0 | first reading |
Concurrent players at each of our measurements (insert-on-change).
Badge funnel
How many players have ever earned each badge — a proxy for how far players get before they stop. Steep drop-offs mark where a game loses people. Win rate is the past-day share of players who earned it; categories are assigned by a language model from each badge’s own name and description.