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[ 🤓🍼 ] Raise a Noob - ALPHA
A Roblox experience owned by Inversity Productions.
SimulatorENparenting simulatorlife simulationpet raising
Description (written by the developer; not a statement by this register)
Welcome to RAISE A NOOB, the weirdest parenting simulator you never asked for 😭 Raise your very own noob from a clueless block of cheese into a semi-functioning adult... maybe. 🤓🍼 🎉 UPDATE 1 - FIRST RELEASE! Brand new content and chaos incoming every week this summer! 🌞👶 🍼 Feed your noob and keep him alive (somehow) 📦 Earn food and items to upgrade your noob's life 🏠 Unlock new stages as your noob grows up 🤯 Watch out… the bigger he gets, the harder it is to control him 👀 🎮 Playable on Desktop, Phones, Tablets, XBOX, and PlayStation 5 💛 Like + Join the group for a special launch reward! ⚠️ WARNING: Neglect your noob and he’ll become… something else. You’ve been warned. 😶🌫️
Last updated by the developer 29 Jun 2025, 22:05 UTC.
Live players over time
Growth
Growth history is still building. We hold one measurement for this entry. A trend needs at least two, taken days apart — so this will fill in on its own rather than being estimated. We do not publish numbers we have not measured.
| Measured (UTC) | Players | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 26 Aug 2026, 06:34 | 0 | first reading |
Concurrent players at each of our measurements (insert-on-change).