Steal a Noob
A Roblox experience owned by 28282.
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Description (written by the developer; not a statement by this register)
🧠 Welcome to Steal a Noob 💻 Use Code: Release 😜 Inspired by chaotic energy and total nonsense. Noobs will be yoinked! 👍 Like the game and join our group for free memes, useless rewards, and kinda cool updates! 🕹️ How to Play: 👶 Buy Noobs that passively generate Dumb Coins (they work hard... kinda). 💰 The more Noobs you own, the more they trip over themselves to make you rich. 🕵️ Steal Noobs from other players when they aren’t looking… or just waltz up and snatch them like a true goblin. 🚨 Warning: They can steal them back, and probably will. Noob wars never end. 👋 Slap players for no reason. Knock them off cliffs, into traps, or just because they look funny. 📚 Complete your Noobdex — collect derpy Noobs from “Regular” to “Ultra Dumb” rarity. ♻️ Reach the Noob limit? Rebirth for bonus IQ and start over... but not really smarter. 🏆 Climb the Noob Leaderboard and show the world who the true Noob Overlord is.
Last updated by the developer 12 Mar 2026, 10:06 UTC.
Live players over time
Growth
Growth history is still building. We hold one measurement for this entry. A trend needs at least two, taken days apart — so this will fill in on its own rather than being estimated. We do not publish numbers we have not measured.
| Measured (UTC) | Players | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 14 Aug 2026, 10:46 | 0 | first reading |
Concurrent players at each of our measurements (insert-on-change).
Monetization — game passes
Game passes for sale and their prices, measured from the Roblox passes API. Developer products bought inside the game aren’t publicly listable.
Badge funnel
How many players have ever earned each badge — a proxy for how far players get before they stop. Steep drop-offs mark where a game loses people. Win rate is the past-day share of players who earned it; categories are assigned by a language model from each badge’s own name and description.