[joke] Battle of Yomama 1767

To oppose tyrannical tea drinking colonizing merchants, a rebel army of soda drinkers has taken over the port of Bussin, they've starting throwing hundreds of crates of tea into the harbor. The Tyrants have sent an army to save their tea. Who will win? Tea Merchants or Soda Patriots? In the 1st battle of Yomama, the Tea Merchants won a pyrrhic victory, narrowly stopping the Soda Patriots but not effectively taking the port back, only capturing the hill. The 2nd battle is soon to be upon us...