Steal Everything

A Roblox experience owned by Scriptoide Games.

SimulatorENchaosstealing mechanicabsurdist humor

Description (written by the developer; not a statement by this register)

🧠 LITERALLY STEALS A THING 🔧 Welcome to Roblox's most absurd and funniest chaos! A toaster? A statue? A flying cow? Here you can steal anything... literally. 🎒 Take what you see. 💥 Improve your robbery skills. 🏆 Compete with friends to be the craziest thief. 🌎 Discover worlds full of crazy things to steal. 🚨 But be careful! Some items... don't want to be stolen. Ready to make history by stealing as useless as possible? 🔥 Play now. Destroy everything. Steal everything.

Last updated by the developer 1 Feb 2026, 18:05 UTC.

playing (measured 12 Aug 2026, 05:18 UTC)

15,950

lifetime visits

87%

liked (124 👍 / 18 👎)

favourites (3.7 per 1k visits)

11 July 2025

created (per Roblox)

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Live players over time

Growth

Growth history is still building. We hold one measurement for this entry. A trend needs at least two, taken days apart — so this will fill in on its own rather than being estimated. We do not publish numbers we have not measured.

Measurement log — every players count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)	Players	Change
12 Aug 2026, 05:18	0	first reading

Concurrent players at each of our measurements (insert-on-change).

Monetization — game passes

Pistola Láser

159 R$

Mano De Agujero

75 R$

Alfombra Mágica

60 R$

Game passes for sale and their prices, measured from the Roblox passes API. Developer products bought inside the game aren’t publicly listable.

Badge funnel

You played Steal a Thing · welcome3,534 · 0.00% win

How many players have ever earned each badge — a proxy for how far players get before they stop. Steep drop-offs mark where a game loses people. Win rate is the past-day share of players who earned it; categories are assigned by a language model from each badge’s own name and description.

Like ratio over time

Growth

2 measurements spanning 70 days. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 86–88 and does not start at zero.

Measurement log — every % liked count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)	% liked	Change
25 Oct 2026, 17:37	87	no change
16 Aug 2026, 17:02	87	first reading

Percentage of votes that are likes, at each of our measurements. A falling line is a game losing its crowd’s goodwill.