Steal Everything
A Roblox experience owned by Scriptoide Games.
SimulatorENchaosstealing mechanicabsurdist humor
Description (written by the developer; not a statement by this register)
🧠 LITERALLY STEALS A THING 🔧 Welcome to Roblox's most absurd and funniest chaos! A toaster? A statue? A flying cow? Here you can steal anything... literally. 🎒 Take what you see. 💥 Improve your robbery skills. 🏆 Compete with friends to be the craziest thief. 🌎 Discover worlds full of crazy things to steal. 🚨 But be careful! Some items... don't want to be stolen. Ready to make history by stealing as useless as possible? 🔥 Play now. Destroy everything. Steal everything.
Last updated by the developer 1 Feb 2026, 18:05 UTC.
Live players over time
Growth
Growth history is still building. We hold one measurement for this entry. A trend needs at least two, taken days apart — so this will fill in on its own rather than being estimated. We do not publish numbers we have not measured.
| Measured (UTC) | Players | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 12 Aug 2026, 05:18 | 0 | first reading |
Concurrent players at each of our measurements (insert-on-change).
Monetization — game passes
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Badge funnel
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