Don't Do Anything Simulator
A Roblox experience owned by Ne Rien Faire Studio.
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Description (written by the developer; not a statement by this register)
🥱 Welcome to the only game where... you have nothing to do! Settle down, relax, and let time go. The more you stay, the more you gain... emptiness. 🎉 Unlocks no rewards just by being inactive. 🐀 Maybe a sacred rat will come to watch you... 👍 Like and ⭐ bookmark for more updates from nothing. Yes, sometimes we add stuff... that is useless.
Last updated by the developer 22 Jan 2026, 12:51 UTC.
Live players over time
Growth
Growth history is still building. We hold one measurement for this entry. A trend needs at least two, taken days apart — so this will fill in on its own rather than being estimated. We do not publish numbers we have not measured.
| Measured (UTC) | Players | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 13 Aug 2026, 01:31 | 0 | first reading |
Concurrent players at each of our measurements (insert-on-change).
Badge funnel
How many players have ever earned each badge — a proxy for how far players get before they stop. Steep drop-offs mark where a game loses people. Win rate is the past-day share of players who earned it; categories are assigned by a language model from each badge’s own name and description.