Age Guessing Machine

A Roblox experience owned by Loco Team.

OtherENjokesocialsimulation

Age Guessing Machine is an 'other' genre Roblox experience created on 2025-08-05. It currently has 0 players online. The experience has accumulated 2,532,573 lifetime visits and 5,165 favorites. User engagement metrics show a 54% like percentage. The game functions as a joke tool that estimates user age based on username and join date data.

Description (written by the developer; not a statement by this register)

(This is a joke game! The machine GUESSES, it doesn't know! Don't expect the machine to be accurate) This machine attempts to guess someone's age, based on things like username and join date, to determine how old someone is. Do not be surprised if the machine calls you 100 years old, or 1 year old. ❓Found a bug? Report it to the community server listed in the social links down below!❓ -- v0.3.0 --

Last updated by the developer 8 Jun 2026, 10:39 UTC.

playing (measured 11 Aug 2026, 00:50 UTC)

2,532,573

lifetime visits

54%

liked (2,078 👍 / 1,758 👎)

5,159

favourites (2.0 per 1k visits)

5 August 2025

created (per Roblox)

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Live players over time

Growth

Growth history is still building. We hold one measurement for this entry. A trend needs at least two, taken days apart — so this will fill in on its own rather than being estimated. We do not publish numbers we have not measured.

Measurement log — every players count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)	Players	Change
11 Aug 2026, 00:50	0	first reading

Concurrent players at each of our measurements (insert-on-change).

Badge funnel

Played The Age Guessing Machine · other1,472,323 · 88.9% win

1M+ VISITS · other170,626 · 0.00% win

How many players have ever earned each badge — a proxy for how far players get before they stop. Steep drop-offs mark where a game loses people. Win rate is the past-day share of players who earned it; categories are assigned by a language model from each badge’s own name and description.

Like ratio over time

Growth

2 measurements spanning 10 days. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 53–55 and does not start at zero.

Measurement log — every % liked count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)	% liked	Change
24 Aug 2026, 07:20	54	no change
14 Aug 2026, 07:19	54	first reading

Percentage of votes that are likes, at each of our measurements. A falling line is a game losing its crowd’s goodwill.