Pressure Lobotomy Braincell loss simulator
A Roblox experience owned by Hadal_Nugget and Sp1r4l.
Description (written by the developer; not a statement by this register)
my bad Formally known as "Pressure Brainrot 67" major update lol Hey. this game was made before pressure became a massive controversy. If you play it, remember to be aware of the outdated jokes and/or models. We have things and references to other games and shows here as well, so if you don't support pressure, it's fine. Just remember that this was made before everything happened between Ren and Zeal. Remember that Hadal_Nugget and I as people do not respect the behavior and actions that Zeal allegedly did. Please go into the game with this in mind. We thank you for potentially playing. -The "Developers" Take care of yourself We love you :)
Last updated by the developer 10 Apr 2026, 23:56 UTC.
Live players over time
Growth
Growth history is still building. We hold one measurement for this entry. A trend needs at least two, taken days apart — so this will fill in on its own rather than being estimated. We do not publish numbers we have not measured.
| Measured (UTC) | Players | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 5 Sept 2026, 18:31 | 0 | first reading |
Concurrent players at each of our measurements (insert-on-change).
Badge funnel
How many players have ever earned each badge — a proxy for how far players get before they stop. Steep drop-offs mark where a game loses people. Win rate is the past-day share of players who earned it; categories are assigned by a language model from each badge’s own name and description.