Sans talk game
A Roblox experience owned by Noobland Military.
Description (written by the developer; not a statement by this register)
Sans! Sans! Wake up! (What is it, dude?) A human has fallen from the surface world (Really? And you got a bone To pick with him?) ugh! No time for puns (Ah, c'mon, that was a real rib-tickler, ay) Ugh! Enough! (Alright, here we go again) Welcome to the underground how was the fall? If you wanna look around give us a call We don't see humans often We're happy you just dropped in I'll be so popular when I show all The monsters what I just brought in Hey! Papyrus, mind your manners Can it, Sans, no time for banter Excuse my brother, he's a bit eccentric You're just lazy and apathetic! Call me what you want, I got thick skin Another bad joke and I'm finished with him! We are monsters, the awfullest kind To mess with us takes a lot of spine We can relate to your determination Because we monsters have our motivations Humans betrayed us and left us burnin' One day we'll make our way Back to the surface Through all your travels Your sins will follow.
Last updated by the developer 20 Oct 2025, 21:11 UTC.
Live players over time
Growth
Growth history is still building. We hold one measurement for this entry. A trend needs at least two, taken days apart — so this will fill in on its own rather than being estimated. We do not publish numbers we have not measured.
| Measured (UTC) | Players | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 29 Sept 2026, 15:00 | 0 | first reading |
Concurrent players at each of our measurements (insert-on-change).