Porch Pirate Simulator

Porch Pirate Simulator is an open-world stealth game where every package is a risk and every mistake raises the heat. Sneak through neighborhoods, steal packages from front doors, avoid police, and disappear before the cops catch on. The more you steal, the more dangerous it gets, police respond dynamically, heat builds, and escape becomes harder. This is an early release (v0.65). Expect frequent updates, new systems, and major expansions driven by player feedback. 🔥 FEATURES - Open-world neighborhood map - Dynamic heat & police response system - Stealth-based gameplay (hide, escape, outsmart) - Multiple package types & inventory system - Jail system with consequences - Planned expansions (vehicles, businesses, map growth) - Multiplayer with up to 4 players! 🚧 COMING SOON - New ways to sell packages (v0.7) ⚠️ Early Release, things will change. Your feedback shapes the future of the game.