Low Cortisol Obby

A Roblox experience owned by LocoStudios.

ObbyENmemesatirehealth theme

Description (written by the developer; not a statement by this register)

Never let your cortisol rise❗️😴 Keep it low and ascend to a new dimension⬆️🥱 Beat this obby to keep your cortisol low and m0g every robloxian🥹🥳 This game is created for entertainment purposes only. All content is fictional, satirical, and not meant to be taken seriously. This game does not promote political views, hate, violence, illegal activities, or discrimination against any individual or group. Please do not take offense to any content featured in this meme obby.

Last updated by the developer 30 May 2026, 12:12 UTC.

playing (measured 12 Aug 2026, 09:46 UTC)

430,720

lifetime visits

50%

liked (548 👍 / 538 👎)

8,447

favourites (19.6 per 1k visits)

28 February 2026

created (per Roblox)

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Live players over time

Growth

Growth history is still building. We hold one measurement for this entry. A trend needs at least two, taken days apart — so this will fill in on its own rather than being estimated. We do not publish numbers we have not measured.

Measurement log — every players count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)	Players	Change
12 Aug 2026, 09:46	0	first reading

Concurrent players at each of our measurements (insert-on-change).

Monetization — game passes

VIP

399 R$

RawMilk

249 R$

Slapper

149 R$

RocketLauncher

129 R$

AWP

99 R$

FusionCoil

79 R$

GravityCoil

49 R$

Speed Coil

39 R$

Game passes for sale and their prices, measured from the Roblox passes API. Developer products bought inside the game aren’t publicly listable.

Badge funnel

Welcome · welcome337,963 · 100.0% win

How many players have ever earned each badge — a proxy for how far players get before they stop. Steep drop-offs mark where a game loses people. Win rate is the past-day share of players who earned it; categories are assigned by a language model from each badge’s own name and description.

Like ratio over time

Growth

2 measurements spanning 10 days. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 49–51 and does not start at zero.

Measurement log — every % liked count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)	% liked	Change
24 Aug 2026, 22:31	50	no change
14 Aug 2026, 22:18	50	first reading

Percentage of votes that are likes, at each of our measurements. A falling line is a game losing its crowd’s goodwill.