Classic Dodge The Teapots of Doom! (HARDCORE)
A Roblox experience owned by Flax's Fan Group.
Description (written by the developer; not a statement by this register)
🫖 WELCOME TO ONE OF THE WORST ROBLOX GAMES EVER MADE! YOU JUST LOADED INTO A REMAKE OF DODGE THE TEAPOTS OF DOOM… BUT SOMETHING IS VERY WRONG 🤔🤔🤔 💀 THESE TEAPOTS ARE NOT NORMAL BOI. THEY FLY. THEY BONK. THEY GOT PERSONAL BEEF WITH YOU SPECIFICALLY. 👑 THINK YOU GOT MOVEMENT? THINK YOU GOT REACTIONS? 💯 COOL. PROVE IT. 😂👌 🗣️ HERES WHATCHU NEED TO KNOW BLUD! - THERE’S NO SPECIAL CONTROLS, JUST WALK AND PRAY - TEAPOTS COME FROM EVERYWHERE… AND I MEAN EVERYWHERE - YOU WILL GET HIT. A LOT. - THE BETTER YOU DO, THE WORSE IT GETS 🤣 🏆 MAKE IT TO THE END IF YOU CAN… MOST PEOPLE DON’T. (THIS GAME IS BASICALLY A PARODY OF THOSE FRONT PAGE RAGEBAIT OBBIES EVERYONE KEEPS MAKING… SO YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A HORRIBLE TIME... BUT YOU MIGHT EVEN HAVE FUN, WHO KNOWS.)
Last updated by the developer 26 Apr 2026, 17:10 UTC.
Live players over time
Growth
Growth history is still building. We hold one measurement for this entry. A trend needs at least two, taken days apart — so this will fill in on its own rather than being estimated. We do not publish numbers we have not measured.
| Measured (UTC) | Players | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 30 Aug 2026, 14:46 | 0 | first reading |
Concurrent players at each of our measurements (insert-on-change).