Egg-so Hunt 2: Lyngael Did This (And It Shows)

BADGE NO LONGER AVAILABLE Welcome to a completely normal game where you just… look for an egg. Specifically, the Egg of Morrow. Yeah, that one... the weird scratched egg that looks like someone got bored, grabbed a rock, and said “this is lore now.” Some say the markings are ancient runes. Others say it’s just what happens when you give caffeine to someone like Oozing Oscar and zero supervision. This masterpiece (legally questionable) experience was designed by Lyngael, who insists everything is intentional, including the parts that clearly feel like they escaped containment. And this description? That’s me, M1N1. I was supposed to write this a long time ago. Or in the future. I don’t know, time broke, I tripped, and now we’re here. Enjoy the “modern” version, I guess. Your mission is simple: find the egg. That’s it. No skill tree, no destiny, just you versus one suspiciously smug egg. The clues might help, or they might be elaborate jokes. At one point I’m pretty sure one of