a cozy drezl yelled at spoons inside a mailbox!!!! #1014488028
Description
In a cozy underground hallway where the lights flickered like confused thoughts, drezl balanced a traffic cone on their head while arguing with a vending machine about the philosophy of socks, and the walls whispered outdated passwords as a parade of rubber ducks marched backward, ignoring gravity, logic, and the warning signs written in ketchup, while a clock melted into the shape of a question mark, a printer screamed in lowercase letters, a chair tried to become a sandwich, and the floor hummed elevator music that never reached a chorus, all as drezl calmly documented the chaos on a clipboard made of cardboard and regret, insisting this was perfectly normal behavior for a Tuesday, especially when the air smelled faintly of toast, static, and decisions that were never approved, yet somehow still stamped, filed, and shelved next to a cozy pile of imaginary paperwork that kept rearranging itself every time someone blinked.
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Membership history
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| Measured (UTC) | Members | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 14 Aug 2026, 04:12 | 2 | first reading |
Ownership
Owned by azumi (@prais3spawn) as measured.
Members we’ve seen
azumi (@prais3spawn) — cozy (rank 255)
drezl (@DaRealZnacfannn_YT) — drezl (rank 254)
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