Pastaria #1016291
Description
~GROUP UNIFORM IN GROUP STORE~ Born from the very essence of the Tortellacci overlords to protect the delicate insides of the Pastornia realm, Pastaria came to be as the semi-immortal guardians of Pastornia, being able to be born again upon death ten times. After twenty-one long eons, with new, re-birthed empires, Pastornia got invaded by the Salstors, soldiers of Salstavio, with weapons outmatching even Pastaria's. After most Pastornians were murdered, and the Pastaria division hopelessly outmatched, our ancestors evacuated to a new planet billions of galaxies away, Earth, along with as many Pastornians they could harness, fearing their rebirth, and the death to be had upon the citizens. With Pastornia fallen, and the Tortellacci overlords rumored to be gone, Pastaria roams the Earth, growing to become the next Pastornia, worshiping on the hope that the Tortllacci overlords are still watching. Waiting, for the right moment...
Written by the group; not a statement by this register.
Membership history
Growth
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| Measured (UTC) | Members | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 12 Aug 2026, 21:35 | 9 | first reading |
Ownership
Owned by JackM3hoff (@Grannyscookie) as measured.
Members we’ve seen
JackM3hoff (@Grannyscookie) — Tortelloni (rank 255)
@Inversus — Tortellini (rank 245)
Zechariah (@RexBrawler) — Penne (rank 5)
A sample — only members this register has independently measured, highest rank first. Not the full roster.
Related groups
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Open data
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