the orange tree that sprouts vampiric life #11093592
Description
orange you happy to get eaten by your vampiric mothers ANYWAYS the circle of life is everyone starts out as a baby orange (except for two of us). you have a 50/50 chance of being drained and eaten for dinner. this is called the baby draining. it's a horrible name ik. anyways if you survive the baby draining you go on to be a teenager. you can now do more things. soon you will go on to fight in the orange squeezing. the orange squeezing happens every saturday and requires an even number of oranges to start. we'll make a lil fighting game for this, or maybe use a priv server in another. only half of you will survive that. if you do, you can go on to become an adult. then you can be treated with respect, and you can make more oranges (advertising).
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| Measured (UTC) | Members | Change |
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| 11 Aug 2026, 03:39 | 3 | first reading |
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Coral (@iiCxraI) — adults and orange life makers (rank 250)
WasThatTheBiteOf87 (@I_aava) — baby oranges (rank 1)
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