Cult Of Irony #11266174
Description
Welcome to the Cult Of Irony, where we (ironically) worship our mighty Ikea deity Blahvin. And no, we do not sacrifice people. That's both outdated and Blahvin doesn't crave blood, rather he craves basically any type of human food. If you have any offerings to Blahvin, that would be great and will cause you to gain Blahvin's Blessing, which is basically him giving you loads of knowledge about the Infinite Ikea, good luck, and a speed boost. Anyways, if you would like to join the group, I recommend you read our info sheet (the link will be given out by me in the game 3008) and then wait to see if you're worthy to enter the cult.
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Membership history
Growth
Growth history is still building. We hold one measurement for this entry. A trend needs at least two, taken days apart — so this will fill in on its own rather than being estimated. We do not publish numbers we have not measured.
| Measured (UTC) | Members | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 16 Aug 2026, 05:42 | 3 | first reading |
Ownership
Owned by user #1292621587 as measured.
Members we’ve seen
2HIGHHH (@StainedTub) — Blahvin's Clerics (rank 254)
ForgottenByYOU (@WealthyPopsicle) — Blahvin's Clerics (rank 254)
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Related groups
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