False Religion #13620211
Description
The False Religion Only Has 5 Commandments | 1. Fear and Respect The Giraffe 2. Acknowledge Our Sins and Morality 3. Be Kind To Your Neighbor, Only To Betray Them Later 4. Acknowledge The Likely Chance of Eternal Purgatory 5. Indoctrinate Others | Keep These Rules In Mind and You Will Likely Not Experience Eternal Suffering
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Membership history
Growth
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| Measured (UTC) | Members | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 18 Aug 2026, 18:56 | 3 | first reading |
Ownership
Owned by user #92425595 as measured.
Members we’ve seen
hulkenberg (@DetectiveYi) — Prophet (rank 254)
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Related groups
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