Church Of The Milkman #14762870
OtherENmemesatirefictional-religion
Description
We have all come here to worship the Man of Milk. Join us and be liberated from your sins. For he is the Milkman and his Milk is delicious. "Blessed are those who drink the true milk, for they shall rise as the cream. But woe unto those who partake of the false milks, for they shall be cast into the fire. The almond is barren, the oat is hollow, and the soy is a mockery. These are the works of the Heretic, and they shall be ground to dust. But the faithful shall dwell in the Land of Milk and Honey, forevermore.’"
Written by the group; not a statement by this register.
Membership history
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Members | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 13 Sept 2026, 08:43 | 49 | -1 |
| 14 Aug 2026, 07:49 | 50 | first reading |
Ownership
Owned by The_MilkMan (@Shyguy0126) as measured.
Groups seen changing owner — the largest ever handed over and the most recent — are on the ownership transfers board.
Members we’ve seen
The_MilkMan (@Shyguy0126) — Milkman (rank 255)
Jaiden (@Howiironic) — Angels (rank 252)
@Zandadagr8 — Follower (rank 1)
Kim (@Dimentio41) — Follower (rank 1) terminated
Micky Dolenz (@HaruTheGremlin) — Follower (rank 1)
Goose (@bendy112839) — Follower (rank 1)
A sample — only members this register has independently measured, highest rank first. Not the full roster.
Rank structure
Roles and per-rank member counts as Roblox reports them (rank 0 = guest … 255 = owner).
Related groups
Groups whose measured members overlap with this one — a sample from our membership graph.
Open data
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