Top Hat Monkeys #14953716
Description
Long ago, the monkeys fell into an unepic crisis. Monkeypox was spreading rapidly and a majority of the monkeys lost all of their skill and became noobs! Fashion went out of style and 2/3 monkeys looked like baboons without fur. That might actually be good because furries smell like raw eggs. Anyways buster, one monkey had a solution. An epic solution. It was so epic that even the epic god died when they crossed paths. Top hats. Top hats cured the monkeys and made a new fashion era: “Top Hat Monkey Era,” and if you don’t believe me, look it up. Actually— don’t. The God of the Top Hat Monkeys, babooshka (given the title for saving the monkeys), was promoted to the highest ranking monkey position in all of the monkey lands. He had the ability to do whatever he wanted epicly and efficiently. The Supreme Judge of the Top Hat Monkeys, [role not taken] (given the title by babooshka for lending him bananas in court), was the best judge. And the Chef. His meals were always delicious.
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Membership history
Growth
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| Measured (UTC) | Members | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 27 Sept 2026, 08:49 | 1 | first reading |
Ownership
Owned by Shurmy (@Shurmurss) as measured.
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Members we’ve seen
Shurmy (@Shurmurss) — Top Hat God (rank 255)
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Rank structure
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