Actual Cannibal Shia Labeouf #16117153
Description
… You're walking in the woods There's no one around and your phone is dead Out of the corner of your eye you spot him Shia LaBeouf … He's following you, about 30 feet back He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint He's gaining on you Shia LaBeouf … You're looking for you car but you're all turned around He's almost upon you now And you can see there's blood on his face My God, there's blood everywhere! … Running for you life (from Shia LaBeouf) He's brandishing a knife (it's Shia LaBeouf) Lurking in the shadows Hollywood superstar Shia LaBeouf … Living in the woods (Shia LaBeouf) Killing for sport (Shia LaBeouf) Eating all the bodies Actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf … Now it's dark, and you seem to have lost him But you're hopelessly lost yourself Stranded with a murderer You creep silently through the underbrush … Aha! In the distance A small cottage with a light on Hope! You move stealthily toward it But your leg! Ah! It's caught in a bear trap! … Gnawing off your leg (quiet, qu
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| Measured (UTC) | Members | Change |
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| 12 Aug 2026, 10:34 | 4 | first reading |
Ownership
Owned by @palamede as measured.
Members we’ve seen
@palamede — Shia LaBeouf (rank 255)
muscleman (@kekted) — hunter (rank 254)
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