The Church of Mike #16323621
Description
Ever hated your life? ever realized, "Wow, I'm an idiot. I wish I could be awesome!" -Local Loser. 😢 Our group will help you accomplish that long-desired dream! We will train you to go from degenerate to a superior in a matter of weeks. 🙏 Just see what one of our victims had to say about us: "I was insulted, brought down, and told I was an egocentric piece of trash. They were right; they helped me see I was a complete loser. I have risen above everyone else because of this church, and I gladly serve my God Mike." -Eddie [Local Janitor] ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════ Time to accept you're inferior and learn to become genuinely awesome.
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Membership history
Growth
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| Measured (UTC) | Members | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 20 Aug 2026, 03:23 | 3 | first reading |
Ownership
Owned by @figsutty as measured.
Members we’ve seen
@figsutty — 0 Punch Man (rank 255)
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