Cult Of The Ogrelord #16881062
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I was only nine years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Shrek every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Shrek is love", I would say, "Shrek is life". My dad hears me and calls me a [no]. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Shrek. I called him [bad word]. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel someone's touch. It's Shrek. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my swamp". He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my [REDACTED] for Shrek. He pushes into my [NO]. It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my [NOPE] tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my [WHY] with his [NIEN]. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's all ogre now"
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