Cult Of The Ogrelord #16881062

members (measured 13 Oct 2026, 07:50 UTC)

27 January 2023

created (per Roblox API)

10 August 2026

first measured by this register

OtherENshrekcreepypastaroleplay

Description

I was only nine years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Shrek every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Shrek is love", I would say, "Shrek is life". My dad hears me and calls me a [no]. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Shrek. I called him [bad word]. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel someone's touch. It's Shrek. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my swamp". He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my [REDACTED] for Shrek. He pushes into my [NO]. It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my [NOPE] tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my [WHY] with his [NIEN]. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's all ogre now"

Written by the group; not a statement by this register.

Membership history

Growth

2 measurements spanning 53 days, net -1. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 3–4 and does not start at zero.

Measurement log — every members count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)	Members	Change
12 Oct 2026, 20:07	3	-1
21 Aug 2026, 03:46	4	first reading

Ownership

Owned by @Yuansoo as measured.

Groups seen changing owner — the largest ever handed over and the most recent — are on the ownership transfers board.

Members we’ve seen

@Yuansoo — underpaid dreamworks employee (rank 255)

cryingsigil (@5JXRTYCoL) — Donkey (rank 254)

A sample — only members this register has independently measured, highest rank first. Not the full roster.

Rank structure

underpaid dreamworks employee0

Fairy godmother0

Donkey0

Member4

Onion0

Guest0

Roles and per-rank member counts as Roblox reports them (rank 0 = guest … 255 = owner).

Open data

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