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Cult of UselessCoffeeMachine

Cult of UselessCoffeeMachine #17203187

18
members (measured 13 Oct 2026, 08:10 UTC)
13 March 2023
created (per Roblox API)
10 August 2026
first measured by this register

RoleplayENroleplayfictional-universesmall-group

Description

You have found yourself at the outskirts of a temple worshipping an entity known as UselessCoffeeMachine. In the far, far future...

Written by the group; not a statement by this register.

Membership history

Growth

Growth history is still building. We hold one measurement for this entry. A trend needs at least two, taken days apart — so this will fill in on its own rather than being estimated. We do not publish numbers we have not measured.

Measurement log — every members count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)MembersChange
18 Aug 2026, 00:3218first reading

Ownership

Owned by useless (@UselessCoffeeMachine) as measured.

Groups seen changing owner — the largest ever handed over and the most recent — are on the ownership transfers board.

Members we’ve seen

useless (@UselessCoffeeMachine) — UselessCoffeeMachine (rank 255)

LucaBedroque (@Luca_lSM) — The Demigods (rank 250)

totem (@ImmortalTotem) — The Demigods (rank 250)

chee (@erwrqewr) — The Demigods (rank 250)

fan (@tkmizfan) — The Demigods (rank 250)

gluefart (@iDontLikeBitty) — Followers (rank 1)

Saint (@SaintfromDK) — Followers (rank 1)

A sample — only members this register has independently measured, highest rank first. Not the full roster.

Rank structure

UselessCoffeeMachine1
The Lesser Gods6
The Demigods7
Member18
Followers4
Guest0

Roles and per-rank member counts as Roblox reports them (rank 0 = guest … 255 = owner).

Related groups

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Open data

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