The cult of plastic. #17212971
OtherENabsurdist humorinternet memesatire
Description
Plastic: A truly hated material. But is loved by yours truly. Inhaling this substance makes me hyper and is a delight after a very hard day of labour. I love to chew on plastic straws in my free time and then feed it to my fish friends. I don’t know why they float at the top of their tank but I feel as if they are ascending into heaven because the taste is too delicious. I do love water, but only the ones in those 3$ plastic water bottles. The microplastics descend down my oesophagus and tickles my skin. I do believe all of you should do this too. The experience of having billions of tiny particles in your body is wonderful. Please join and celebrate our true leader. (PLEASEEE don’t take this seriously. I hysterically laughed while making this even though my humour is a little bit off. Ty!!)
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Membership history
Growth
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| Measured (UTC) | Members | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 15 Aug 2026, 15:21 | 49 | first reading |
Ownership
Owned by PLASTIC_BAG (@thewolfwint) as measured.
Members we’ve seen
PLASTIC_BAG (@thewolfwint) — 🕯️Prophet. 🕯️ (rank 255)
fred (@fredcici) — ✨Believers.✨ (rank 1) terminated
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Rank structure
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