[ I.M.P HQ ] #17377403
Description
[ ` ` When you want somebody gone And you don't wanna wait to long! Call the Immediate Mvrder Pr0fess1onals! Hand grenade or cyanide We'll make it look like suicide! The Immediate Mvrder Pr0fess1onals! We do our job so well Because we came straight up from hell! We'll kill your husband or your wife We'll even let you keep the knife! We're the Immediate Mvrder Pr0fess1onals! kids oof for free! ` ` ]
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Membership history
Growth
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| Measured (UTC) | Members | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 31 Aug 2026, 12:22 | 2 | first reading |
Ownership
Owned by zubglub (@D4mbSk1llz) as measured.
Members we’ve seen
zubglub (@D4mbSk1llz) — [ ` ` blitzø ` ` ] (rank 255)
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