The Bagel Corporation #212267748
RoleplayENroleplayhumorfictional_organization
Description
We’re a company that runs all of British Columbia with the goal of international trade, death, and getting the earth to collide with the sun(we actually don’t) we also mine coal Does the could the should the would couldn’t a shouldn’t wouldn’t. - CertifiedBagel, CEO of the Bagel Corporation. Quote of the day: “You are a peassentuh” - daognotvoid (Contract is not real it’s joke) By becoming employee you accept that you will probably die, or face painful injury from the average day working here. Especially as we manufacture coal to fund British Columbia’s continued existence ever since our acquirement in 1993. By looking here for a nanosecond, you are reading this. Also, you will become sulphur just by reading this. :P
Written by the group; not a statement by this register.
Membership history
Growth
Growth history is still building. We hold one measurement for this entry. A trend needs at least two, taken days apart — so this will fill in on its own rather than being estimated. We do not publish numbers we have not measured.
| Measured (UTC) | Members | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 23 Aug 2026, 14:36 | 8 | first reading |
Ownership
Owned by Scientistcantchat (@NotCertifiedBagel) as measured.
Groups seen changing owner — the largest ever handed over and the most recent — are on the ownership transfers board.
Members we’ve seen
Scientistcantchat (@NotCertifiedBagel) — The Bagel Themself (rank 255)
DAOG (@beastieboiz678) — Better employees (rank 200)
A sample — only members this register has independently measured, highest rank first. Not the full roster.
Rank structure
Roles and per-rank member counts as Roblox reports them (rank 0 = guest … 255 = owner).
Related groups
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Open data
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